Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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