..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Alive.
So much puke
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
