I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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