Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize