I skipped work to stalk him.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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