my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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