Don't you send me to vm
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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