cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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