dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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