Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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