I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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