just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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