that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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