Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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