WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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