You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Green mimosas i think yes
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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