My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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