ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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