i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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