Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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