Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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