Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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