I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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