belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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