He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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