are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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