My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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