ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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