this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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