You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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