bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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