I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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