Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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