pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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