I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I don't think brook has ever known best
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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