we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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