no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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