You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
