The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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