at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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