There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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