I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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