I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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