I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I looked at my own cervix.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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