Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I need a beard to bite.
Randomize
