Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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