at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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