she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Boobs speak an international language.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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