So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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