I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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