Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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