no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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