I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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