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you suck at this game today
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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