I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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