Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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