so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
