How'd it feel making her break her religion?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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