my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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