Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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