If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
